My Wedding Invitation

I don’t need to drink to have fun! True…but why would you start a fire by rubbing two sticks together when you can just pour some kerosene and light a match?!

Let’s get this party started!!! One thing we have agreed to splurge on is the booze. Most of my buddies know how to put ‘em back and I know already they are looking forward to doing so at our wedding. (My best man has promised to be as drunk as I was at his wedding…*shudders*.) I have been to weddings with cash bars and they are not so much fun. The drinks are always expensive…too expensive to get drunk or even a solid buzz…and smuggling in your own booze makes you feel like a lush, and no one wants that. We will have some choice local brew and tasty wine for our guests, and if they want something else then they can whip out the cash…but feel free to drink on us! Cellllllllebraaaaaaaaation! Let’s celebrate! (BTW…my gal hates that song, but I am so secretly having the DJ play it!) My real wish here is that all our friends will get a good buzz and loosen up so we can bust out some sorry dance moves and feel awesome about it! However, I don’t want anyone too drunk…no vomiting at the wedding. *Fingers crossed* Do you people want me to send you wedding invitations? Nahh! I don't want to send any formal wedding invitations to you all, because you all are welcome. But I will give you thank you cards after the wedding party!:-)